We can't direct the wind, we can adjust our sails

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity)


sexxxmestyles:

what i wanna see between my legs right after an orgasm

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tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

(Source: smackable)


Anaconda.. I have no words for it. What is this shit..

redvelvetlola:

She asked Sir-Mix-A-Lot for the sample and he was said he was honored, what is wrong with being inspired by an…iconic song?

I didn’t know about that, but still, it’s basically her song title and she didn’t even make it up.
And if you don’t hear and/or see what’s wrong with it.. I personally find it very uncomfortable to watch.

(Source: yourxguardianxangel)


i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just wanna find a soul mate

and I am so happy that I found you :)

(Source: summersloth)


早い者勝ち
First come, first served.
Meaning: Those who arrive or apply earliest are most likely to get what they want from a limited supply of things, such as tickets, discounted goods or refreshments.
- Japanese Proverb (via kushandwizdom)

It’s a Dutch proverb too: Wie ‘t eerst komt, die ‘t eerst maalt.