We can't direct the wind, we can adjust our sails

hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours with pencil

(Source: unstartling)


sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)


feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender


THE KRUSTY FUCKING KRAB
When you love someone:
- Don’t take each other for granted.
- Stop assuming you need to have sex to be intimate.
- Go on dates, PROPER dates.
- Dress formally for dates, and turn off your phones.
- Call, don’t text.
- Talk, don’t grunt.
- Surprise each other with little notes or flowers.
- Stop comparing your relationship to others.
- Have time apart as well as time together.
- Keep your own identity.
- Love as deeply as possible, don’t hold back.
- Be honest, at all times.
- FRS. (via sugarhowyou-getsofly)

(Source: lilith-not-eve)


sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 


percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45


I’m with you. No matter what else you have in your head I’m with you and I love you.
- Ernest Hemingway, The Garden of Eden (via wordsnquotes)